Introduce this!

[Colin]

Hey,

I build and co-drive rally cars. One of them happened to be a 510. Thats about it.

Colin

[bertvorgon]

Ok, so here is the question...that only a 510 guy would know:

WHAT.... is the air speed velocity, of a two up laden rally car, after hitting the small whoop on the Trail Of the Pines course, with half a tank of fuel, a Halda Tripmaster, intermediate tires, and 1 lunch box containing 2 sardine sandwhiches and half a banana....?

[S15DET]

Is that a 510 rally car or just any ralley car?

[bertvorgon]

Oh, for sure a 510, as this is the question to get accepted to this site......

[okayfine]

Cavendish or Plantain?

[510Freak]

What kind of bread is the sandwich made of,Plays a big role in the downward velocity yah know.

The Banana is it the bigger half or the smaller half.
How much mother nature lightining has the 510 had
Did the driver drop a deuce before entering the cockpit? (extra weight)

[bertvorgon]

HA!.....All kinda valid questions..but ( I'm wondering about all of you out there....)

A TRUE 510 guy would know this was a trick question.....the car NEVER got to the whoop, as that is in Stage 3...

It rolled itself up into a ball on Stage 2, due to the rear toe-OUT situation, on the hairpin corner, halfway down the hill.!

At least I can see that you have to have a crazy sense of humour to get on this site.....

[510Freak]

Keith the spammers are at it again

[datzenmike]

How much mother nature lightining has the 510 had

Iron oxide is 22.3% heavier than just plain iron, so yeah hauling all that rust around must be taken into account.... unless something like a bumper 'rusts off', then the car would be lighter.

What kind of bread is the sandwich made of

Whole wheat multi-grain so with all that fiber the driver would likely be 'lighter' than a meat eater.

[hang_510]

half tank AND half banana

i call shenanigans

[Colin]

Ok, so here is the question...that only a 510 guy would know:

WHAT.... is the air speed velocity, of a two up laden rally car, after hitting the small whoop on the Trail Of the Pines course, with half a tank of fuel, a Halda Tripmaster, intermediate tires, and 1 lunch box containing 2 sardine sandwhiches and half a banana....?

Nice. I should say the last one was a 510. Being a US American you have to factor in my extra girth, but even then the answer is 0 since the car is too slow to catch air on a yump, without a 1/2 mile downhill straight, a 30 mph tailwind, and me pushing.

[bertvorgon]

Perfect! Your in....having a sense of humour on this site will do it everytime. Welcome.