Poor, uninformed children

shorty · Post by **shorty** » 14 Nov 2003 23:23

I was at this car store in the mall, lookin' at some keychains, laughing at the license plate frames, and I happen to ask this salesclerk if there was any Datsun merchandise in store. And this person had the nerve... the NERVE... to ask, "What's a Datsun???" in this confused, airheaded little voice.....

Made me want to cry......

Post by **Byron510** » 15 Nov 2003 11:07

Not to worry, it's a common problem amongst those who are very uninformed in the art of automobiles...... they need to be taken out back and beaten senseless!!!! Some quality stores know better, or they’ve already been beaten!!!

D510 · Post by **D510** » 15 Nov 2003 16:55

haha whats this place called?

shorty · Post by **shorty** » 15 Nov 2003 18:25

Okay, it'd probably be SLIGHTLY more understandable cuz of the stuff they sell. Mark, it's that Ricer store right near the food court, with the big front-end of a car coming out of the wall? They do like, big-ass mufflers and stupid license plate frames with chicks on them...

D510 · Post by **D510** » 15 Nov 2003 20:27

oh yes. them. i was in there once. never again

Boaty · Post by **Boaty** » 15 Nov 2003 21:48

HEY! That's where you go to get that High Performance "Racing" decal that adds like... 300HP and adds 4 points to the new "get-a-chick" factor that's been implimented on the new ricer-rigs.

-smiles-
Peace!

shorty · Post by **shorty** » 15 Nov 2003 22:21

...I want spinners!!!

D510 · Post by **D510** » 16 Nov 2003 01:56

yas 13 inch spinners on a 510, with air ride and two 15 inch subs in the trunk and 4 big ass amps in the back seat!!! (yes i know the subs are bigger than the rims...)

D510 · Post by **D510** » 16 Nov 2003 01:57

oh, don;t forget the 3 inch diameter exaust pipe sticken half a foot off the back of the car!!

shorty · Post by **shorty** » 16 Nov 2003 02:01

YES YES YES

D510 · Post by **D510** » 16 Nov 2003 02:05

hmmmm. well i will not pimp out my car.. we will have to do it to cams wagon. he really wants one, and if there are ground affects on it we are going to make it super rice

shorty · Post by **shorty** » 16 Nov 2003 03:26

I'm not super-pimping my car (when I get one) but I will be getting spinners, when I'm rich, heh; and also, I want hydros so very, very badly.
I'm not rice, I'm badass!

Boaty · Post by **Boaty** » 16 Nov 2003 03:39

What's really bad about spinner...
people walk right up.. and spin them off.

Sucks.

shorty · Post by **shorty** » 16 Nov 2003 03:42

I'll fit a spinner-security system, so that if anyone tries to pull that they'll spin super-fast and chop their hands off.

Downside, is that I'll probably end up cleaning them a lot...

///FiveOneOh · Post by **///FiveOneOh** » 16 Nov 2003 03:51

hydros on a 510... You could leep freakin biuldings!

and as for Over drive.. if you pojnt at the poster ont he wall of the 510.. they go. OOOOOOH! NISSAN! ...no.. DAAATSUUUN!!!....