I'm suing Nissan CANADA, USA & JAPAN

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I'm suing Nissan CANADA, USA & JAPAN

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So, there I am sitting on my comfy couch, sipping my Kokanee beer, fire crackling before me in my cabin, sled dogs barking at the wolves howling out back, and I flip on the TV after adjusting the rabbit ears. On comes a commercial for NISSAN, where after a few seconds, I choke on my beer, spilling it, and scream..WTF!!!!!!

After soaking up my spilt beer, and squeezing it back into my cup ( you never waste good CDN beer), I called my legal team. The Bert Vorgon Legal council is on it! We are suing NISSAN CANADA, NISSAN USA, and, the Mother ship..NISSAN JAPAN. We are going after them for theft of "intellectual property", "loss of future revenue", "damages for loss of quality of life" ( TV time) "patent infringement", "future revenue for my children" ( it was their idea), and a few other things too complicated to explain. Nissan has totally copied our concept snowpeople ( snow MEN is not politically correct anymore)

Papers were served today and we have demanded a quick and resolute decision by next week for 20.0 Million dollars ( or 22,222 bit coins ). I foresee a quick decision by Nissan, and, as I am not greedy, everyone on this site will get a new set of tires for the season.
I put forward the link to the Nissan commercial, and then of course, my ORIGINAL pictures, taken in 2008, witnessed not only by my children, but of course the neighbors. I let you decide, in the court of public opinion!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhUqPG4g1gU
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And the final aftermath...which you can see that again, NISSAN stole our idea....Yikes..I may have to scrub any reference to Nissan off my car(s)

BIG corporations eh, always stomping on the little guy.....

I will let you know when to start sending me your tire orders, stay tuned....
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I think you got a good case. They used a red car too. They may have changed the car a little but it is for sure red.
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MAN...that's a GOOD point...they stole the WHOLE visual concept......I will make sure you get TWO sets of tires.....to be continued...
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Where were the pics posted online so they would have had access ?
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They were posted on this site in 2008! Ha.
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Hey Keith,go for the bit coins. Then you won't pay taxes!
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RONSLYCHUK wrote:Hey Keith,go for the bit coins. Then you won't pay taxes!
Ummmm... may not be a good idea with BitCoins LOL. have you read the latest news on those scammers?

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-25233230
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